Dream Awakener

“A cheerful heart is good medicine.” Proverbs 17:22 NLT

Here are some humorous one liners, or close to one liners:

“There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.”
—Steven Wright

“I wanted to have a career in sports when I was young, but I had to give up the idea. I’m only six feet tall, so I couldn’t play basketball. I’m only 190 pounds, so I couldn’t play football, and I have 20/20 vision, so I couldn’t be a referee.”
—Jay Leno

“My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.”
—Ashleigh Brilliant

“Nothing in the world is friendlier than a wet dog.”
—Unknown

“The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you’re not in shape for it, it’s too far to walk back.”
—Franklin Jones