Dream Awakener

Humor

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“A cheerful heart is good medicine.” – Proverbs 17:22 NLT

Here are some insane sayings:

“He who believes that the past cannot be changed has not yet written his memoirs. – Torvald Gahlin

“Just because you’re not paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you.” – Colin Sautar

“I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.” – Elayne Boosler

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile way and you have their shoes.” – Author Unknown

And on the eighth day God said, “Okay, Murphy, you’re in charge!” – Author Unknown